Iron Man by Alfredo Lopez
Iron Man by Alfredo Lopez
The idea of a technologically advanced, prosperous and powerful African nation is just too much! Space Gods, though? HELL TO THE FUCKIN’ YEAH.
They need to just say “sorry, too black” and be honest for once.
Just admit you can’t do it. White dudes need to know their limitations. But don’t worry there are plenty of black people out there that can create this world. Bye.
Apparently it’s easier to make people believe in a world with a talking fucking raccoon but not an african country that’s technologically advanced?
That quote STILL annoys me.
Marvel did two Thor movies and they’re about to release “Avengers: Trouble in Space” with a sentient tree and a talking fucking raccoon but Black Panther and Wakanda are too difficult. Okey doke.
It’s more like they don’t think the aging dudebros would look favorably on seeing stuff like T’Challa bitch-slapping Tony Stark…
"If I’d had children and had a girl, the first words I would have taught her would have been “fuck off” because we weren’t brought up ever to say that to anyone, were we? And it’s quite valuable to have the courage and the confidence to say, “No, fuck off, leave me alone, thank you very much.” - Dame Helen Mirren
"She-Hulk, Black Widow, Captain Marvel,and Ms. Marvel… Lot of Marvel books on the way with strong female lead characters and great creative teams to come! And I can’t be more excited for this to come!"
Iron Man: Fatal Frontier #9
marvel you are just pandering now
"Still amazed that Kevin has survived this long. And ever grateful to all his supporters that help keep him alive, I hope you’re enjoying the show this year!"
Whoa this deserve a reblog
"i’m straight but shit happens"
I’ll take this guys
However it originated, though, the usage of “because-noun” (and of “because-adjective” and “because-gerund”) is one of those distinctly of-the-Internet, by-the-Internet movements of language. It conveys focus (linguist Gretchen McCulloch: “It means something like ‘I’m so busy being totally absorbed by X that I don’t need to explain further, and you should know about this because it’s a completely valid incredibly important thing to be doing’”). It conveys brevity (Carey: “It has a snappy, jocular feel, with a syntactic jolt that allows long explanations to be forgone” “It has a snappy, jocular feel, with a syntactic jolt that allows long explanations to be forgone”).
But it also conveys a certain universality. When I say, for example, “The talks broke down because politics,” I’m not just describing a circumstance. I’m also describing a category. I’m making grand and yet ironized claims, announcing a situation and commenting on that situation at the same time. I’m offering an explanation and rolling my eyes — and I’m able to do it with one little word. Because variety. Because Internet. Because language.
Reblogging. Because linguistics.
Tony Stark + Food
I don’t understand why they didn’t keep this in the movie. It would have been the best part.
I will tell you some books I’m enjoying and looking forward to:
Keep in mind, Uncanny X-Force, Scarlet Spider, FF and a few other series are ending.
Avengers Assemble: With the latest Inhumanity Arc, Kelly Sue’s writing is a delight. Very much Avengers who are having fun while doing their duty.
Mind the Gap: This book from Image got me hooked by its premise. A girl is found in a subway in a coma, and there is a mystery around what caused her to get there. It involves a coma world called “the garden” and has many twists and turns. It becomes a book I was not expecting it to become. The first act ended a while ago, but I would recommend checking it out. The trades are even $10!
Daredevil: Which will be rebooted soon. This book oozed with style and I generally feel that the main character is a hero. Most book I get unnerved when the heroes dabble in grey ethics or doing something really shady, but this run I feel that the Grinning Horned lawyer is a really enjoyable character.
Secret Avengers: I’ll admit it, I got curious to see Mockingbird in this book, and I got hooked. It’s really intense and I don’t know where it’s going. It also has some fantastic female characters in it. I recommend it.
Off the top of my head, those are some of the books I’m following. The books I’m looking forward to are:
New Warriors: This book was my pick of the NYCC announced titles. It has two cast members from Scarlet Spider, two original New Warriors, the new Nova, and a few new characters. I tend to go for books that have less definitive teams and aren’t just X-Men and Avengers over and over. This looks like the book that will be great and won’t have to rely on big name characters saving the day over and over.
Ms. Marvel: You knew this was coming. The Muslim star who has been making headlines has my curiosity, and to boot, the art is GORGEOUS! I mean, it’s oozing personality! It’s up there next to New Warriors with must get!
She-Hulk: A lawyer book actually written by a lawyer? Should be interesting.
Black Widow: I do love Phil Noto’s art. I just hope the book doesn’t take place in Russia too much, as Black Widow stories have a nasty habit of repeating that she had a rough time there.
Inhumans: Again, I get curious about things that break free from the X-Men and Avengers threshold. So I’m curiously optimistic. (That and I’m a Crystal Fan)
So yeah, those are some of the titles I’m reading and future ones I’m excited for! I hope that helps!
This is the greatest knock knock joke in the history of all knock knocks jokes ever told, ever.
Ten is obviously better at this. He doesn’t even have to watch what he’s doing.
that’s because eleven could probably regenerate by tripping on air, falling against the console, and accidentally choking himself with his bow tie at any given moment all at once the dorky fuck
Because you know David probably owns every sonic and plays with them at home.
"Not at the table, dear"
"Sonic. Timelord. Yes."
"Wife. Human. No."
EVEN IN AVENGERS ASSEMBLE
TONY/TENTACLES IS A CONSTANT
bonus steve yelling tony’s name in worried fear